BTT Handsome Rankings – NFL WEEK 4 (CT Town Edition)

BTT’s weekly breakdown of the NFL’s 32 teams, from most handsome to pug-fugly.  Only two teams are handsomely living in Greenwich; while everyone else has work to do.

1 Kansas City (3-0) W 38-27 v. SF All hail Lord Mahomes and bow before his Greatness.
2 LA Rams (3-0) W 35-23 v. LAC Top to bottom best roster in the NFL. Barring injury, book an NFC Championship app.
3 New Orleans (2-1) W 43-37 @ ATL Strong road win against division rival. Kamara  modern day M. Faulk; Brees dealing’
4 Jacksonville (2-1) L 9-6 v. TEN Classic let down after W over Pats; will get right with Jets next week.
5 Philadelphia (2-1) W 20-16 v. IND Good W against frisky Colts. Wentz shakes off rust while RB’s on the shelf.
6 Tampa Bay (2-1) L 30-27 v. PIT Resilient despite loss to Pitt; Fitzpatrick’s job to lose for time being.
7 Carolina (2-1) W 31-21 v. CIN McCaffrey becoming star while Cam and the Defense stay solid.
8 New England (1-2) L 26-10 @ DET Weaponless offense less of a concern than beleaguered D. No kisses for TB son this wk.
9 Baltimore (2-1) W 27-14 v. DEN Flacco avg. almost 300 yds & 2 TD per game as Ravens look good early. Pitt up next.
10 Minnesota (1-1-1) L 27-6 v. BUF An all-time bad regular season loss to Bills has fans up North worried. Burn game film.
11 Pittsburgh (1-1-1) W 30-27 @ TAM Big Ben biz as usual as Pitt takes must-win game in Tampa; clubhouse still a circus.
12 Cincinnati (2-1) L 31-21 @ CAR Green injures groin , DT Glasgow tears ACL as expectations quickly cool.
13 Green Bay (1-1-1) L 31-17 @ WAS Aaron Rodgers (not 100%) outdueled by Alex Smith.  Not time to panic.
14 Atlanta (1-2) L 43-37 v. NO C. Ridley  a 1st Round steal, while Julio still can’t find the end zone. Injured D needs help.
15 Miami (3-0) W 28-20 v. OAK Handled biz against the dregs of the league; true test in Foxboro Sunday.
16 Denver (2-1) L 27-14 @ BAL
17 Washington (2-1) W 31-17 v. GB AP24 and A. Smith has Skins’ O humming. Bye week comes at unfortunate time.
18 Tennessee (2-1) W 9-6 @ JAX Defense stout in upset win at Jags. Will need healthy/productive Mariota to make run.
19 LA Chargers (1-2) L 35-23 @ LAR Outclassed in battle for LA. Need W’s early to keep pace with mighty KC.
20 Chicago (2-1) W 16-14 @ ARI Struggled mightily with the lowly Cards; Trubisky not my kind of guy.
21 Cleveland (1-1-1) W 21-17 v. NYJ The Baker Era has begun, and hope runs through Cleveland like crisp cold Bud Light.
22 NY Giants (1-2) W 27-22 @ HOU A season-saving win in Houston fueled by uber accurate/handsome Eli.
23 Indianapolis (1-2) L 20-16 @ PHI Luck & Co. come up short in Philly; no running game to speak of.
24 Detroit (1-2) W 26-10 v. NEW Student Beats Teacher, as Lions silent critics with shocking win over Pats.
25 Seattle (1-2) W 24-13 v. DAL Home Sweet Home as Seahawks get 1st W over lifeless Dallas. Offense still pedestrian.
26 Dallas (1-2) L 24-13 @ SEA Big trouble in Big D. Big Play capability non-existent. Dak regressing.
27 Houston (0-3) L 27-22 v. NYG Trendy AFC Champ pick stumbles out of the gate. Bad home loss to Big Blue.
28 Buffalo (1-2) W 27-6 @ MIN Rookie QB Allen brings Bills out of the outhouse and into… a better outhouse.
29 NY Jets (1-2) L 21-17 @ CLE Darnold struggles in matchup with Baker; opening week W seems like distant memory.
30 Oakland (0-3) L 28-20 @ MIA Shocking how far Oakland has fallen since 2016. Competitive but not good.
31 Arizona (0-3) L 16-14 v. CHI 0-16 in realm of possibility.  Bradford hands terrible reins to Rosen.
32 San Francisco (1-2) L 38-27 @ KC James G. tears ACL  ending the 9ers season. Didn’t look that great with him.